don't take the bait, don't take the bait, you can't lift it so you'll look like an idiot, don't take the bait- ]
So generous today.
[ 'Generous' is almost certainly not the right word.
But they don't back down, cautiously reaching for the handle of the sword as one would a live, and very angry, snake. They can... probably pull it off? They know how swords work. Surely. It can't be that hard.
To their credit, they don't immediately fall lopsided from holding it incorrectly like they would have a year ago. They've had time to grow out of being a pampered, sheltered thing. But it still looks awkward as hell. ]
Pick a branch. [ Said through gritted teeth. Laugh it up, chuckles. ]
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don't take the bait, don't take the bait, you can't lift it so you'll look like an idiot, don't take the bait- ]
So generous today.
[ 'Generous' is almost certainly not the right word.
But they don't back down, cautiously reaching for the handle of the sword as one would a live, and very angry, snake. They can... probably pull it off? They know how swords work. Surely. It can't be that hard.
To their credit, they don't immediately fall lopsided from holding it incorrectly like they would have a year ago. They've had time to grow out of being a pampered, sheltered thing. But it still looks awkward as hell. ]
Pick a branch. [ Said through gritted teeth. Laugh it up, chuckles. ]