feytality: she'll beat you up with her noodle arms (Does Maya have to smack a bitch?)
Maya "worlds MOST tragic orphan" Fey ([personal profile] feytality) wrote in [personal profile] dialetheism 2019-12-31 04:47 am (UTC)

always

[ it's ok lion, knives make maya uncomfortable too!!! ]

[ the narrative also tries to kill her a lot. it's a thing. ]


I kind of meant like, throw it out of your sight. Like, right this second!

[ it's impossible to tell whether or not she's joking. ]

Don't worry, Lion, I'm a pro at cooking and handling sharp objects! I--

[ she immediately nicks herself on it. comedic irony required it. ]

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