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alethiological: (William Kemmler (d. 1890))

[personal profile] alethiological 2019-12-18 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ There is not enough there to lose their point. Mostly this is because, blinded in their annoyance, Lion is ignorant to how they're actually succeeding in basic logging without either maiming themselves, maiming the tree, or sending themselves off the tree into a fate worse than maiming.

The beat of silence is consideration. And only that, obviously. ]


Everyone should have one ranged option for emergencies. [ Said with all the tone of someone gearing up for a lecture, giving Lion one heartbeat to prepare for said lecture - and then promptly ruining it. ] By your logic, I should buy more swords and use 'em like throwing knives.

[ Except he already has that Faerun Knockoff of his own sword that he can teleport back when needed.




...Idea. ]
alethiological: (Frederick Bywaters (d. 1923))

[personal profile] alethiological 2019-12-18 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ The worst thing is it started as a sardonic joke for Lion to realize how terrible their logic is, then started edging into actual consideration, then looped back around into 'no, that's stupid'. Ignore that this happened, coincidentally, right around the time Lion uses That Tone. ]

Of course not. [ Good. ] The fire goes out if I stop touching it.

[

Less good. ]
alethiological: (Perkin Warbeck (d. 1499))

[personal profile] alethiological 2019-12-18 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ They're right. He's just going to teleport it back. It reappears in one hand in a burst of violet-black smog, resheathing into the other hand with the same motion, and their despair is answered with the just-barely-there amusement of someone who sees the exact window to win this particular Points Skirmish. ]

That was irresponsible, Lion. Having a sword crash into someone's head would ruin the holiday spirit.
alethiological: (Anna Koldings (d. 1590))

[personal profile] alethiological 2019-12-18 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ That's fine. They'll immediately regret it at the immediate swap to that specific shade of Incredibly Polite Japanese they have grown to fear/loathe so much. ]

For your attention: let it be known this Furniture chooses to interpret that as only things that can be summoned back are allowed down the tree without supervision.

[ This is the only warning Lion receives before they suffer the same fate as Maya a year past, but less a rescue and more a punishment. The bags of lumber are tossed over one shoulder. The sack of Lion is tossed over the other.

And thus they descend to Aspen. ]
alethiological: (Michael Servetus (d. 1553))

[personal profile] alethiological 2019-12-18 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ Even if they yelled to be put down, he wouldn't. That's a bit too rude. They even get away with the screaming - partly because he already won all the points in the betting pool, and partly staying focused on a mathematics balancing act. Draining too much of Maya's magic pool for sheer pettiness is wrong, thus all movements should be minimum loss but without risk of misstepping a landing or gaining too much momentum.

A short mental aside is thrown back to the company team-building exercise where his manual transmission body type was swapped with Lion's automatic. What a nightmare to drive. ]


Don't scream. You'll bite your tongue.
alethiological: (Johann Albrecht Adelgrief (d. 1636))

[personal profile] alethiological 2019-12-18 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's true, but you shouldn't say it.

And honestly, the narrative could do a longer bit of prose here, but it's unnecessary. All they earn is that one patient sigh that's both infinite patience and infinite despair, all weighted down with the fondness one has watching a pet do something incredibly stupid.

Oh, Lion. What are we to do with you. ]
alethiological: (Agnes Bernauer (d. 1435))

[personal profile] alethiological 2019-12-18 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ lol what pride

Despite being carried like a potato sack, Lion isn't dropped like one. Rather, they're lowered back down in a proper standing position then given two light pats on the head. In many ways, this might be worse. ]


There there.

[ And that's as far as the game should go otherwise he might earn The Customary Punishment. ] Break after the drop-off?
alethiological: (Walpurga Hausmannin (d. 1587))

[personal profile] alethiological 2019-12-18 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Let us all praise the existence of Maya and her corrupting, sinful influence. The answer is immediate, but soulless - the monotone of someone who has lost all will to continue living. ]

I'm never wrong.

[ get it

Ha.

Fucking ha.



Ugh, just void him from existence- ]
It was an interpretation made only to mess with you.
alethiological: (Genrikh Yagoda (d. 1938))

[personal profile] alethiological 2019-12-18 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Stop applying logic to jokes.

[ They not allowed to get snippy about the Furniture thing. Nowadays, such language is used exclusively to be a menace. Not like the people who have order rights would ask for the fancy terminology, anyway. ] Besi-

[ Besides what, you may ask? It doesn't matter. The thought disappears as quickly as it came.

Surely, Lion's butterfly was flitting along happily before suddenly landing and going still, as if time stopped. It can't really put into words what happened, mostly because it's a butterfly. But even then, Will can't either. It feels like Yggdrasil all over again, where something is straining before an inevitable snap. He isn't getting possessed, so it's not planar horseshit. That narrows down one option and leaves only a million others.

-Was he saying something? Is he even moving? It's like God hit a pause button and Everything is waiting for It to resume- what's It?, how even- A short breath is forcibly taken, all dust and stagnant air, and the words fall out. ]
Can you feel that?
alethiological: (Catherine Deshayes (d. 1680))

[personal profile] alethiological 2019-12-19 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's weird to say that silence can be loud, but everyone's had their ears start ringing at least once. That's how it normally applies for his Bonds - there is silence, yes, but if you go still and listen, you can hear them all. An ambient breeze, now infinitely stifled, as if someone hiding their breathing. Two soullights, both helpful and hopeful, but one skitters along faster than the other. The steady pulse of a heartbeat his own beats in perfect unison with; has been for nearly a year.

This entire above paragraph doesn't matter. There is only Silence. No breeze, no lights, no heartbeat. Lion probably said something, but the sound doesn't get across - air density is too thin. You need an atmosphere to send sound, right? It's all just waves and pressure applied- focus, there's still one line to follow back. The heartbeat is gone, but her magic still flows (no, stagnant, like everything else) and the Contract is leaned on very slightly to adjust the tuning; send a message over.

It only gets across
Maya? Are you- before the line snaps. And the world goes profoundly silent.



Lion still gets an answer. He falls to one knee the exact moment half the lights in Aspen go dark. ]
alethiological: (Johann Albrecht Adelgrief (d. 1636))

[personal profile] alethiological 2019-12-19 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ For a second, the world stays black - the eternal pause button of discorporeation.

But it flickers back on in time to hear "-isn't funny". The bracer doesn't bother with the voice over. It was only meant to be an extra power source in emergencies, not the only power source, so the numbers go past far too quickly. 99% remaining, discharging. 98, 97, 96, multiple numbers going down in a second and it only takes the most half-assed of math to figure out the time left is Not Long At All, Like, Seriously.

Better than instantaneous, he guesses. Moving is out. It'll drain what's left even quicker. Next on the list: how to explain the differences between a Concept Denial and a despawn. One's a death, one's Enforced Naptime, but from the outside, it probably just looks like death - oh silvanus, and what if Lion takes it as how Ange forcibly despawned the stakes that one time. He needs a research paper presentation for this. And a flow chart. Maybe a sparknotes powerpoint.

Unfortunately, there is none of these. Yet, all must be condensed into thirty seconds, ignoring the time spent Lion is going to spend panicking. That means he can't panic. Maya and Alex still matter (what even happened on that mission, are they okay, Maya didn't answer, it severed, is she d-)

They can't matter. A bracer at 79% and lowering isn't enough time to panic.

It still feels like trying to breathe in pollution, so thick it barely qualifies as air, but it's Something. Even if he can't move, at least he can speak. ]
Listen. S'temporary. I won't even notice. So- make sure I'm not damaged.

[ Yes. That answers every question. Perfect. ]
alethiological: (Raymond Lisenba (d. 1942))

[personal profile] alethiological 2019-12-19 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ Even if they don't say the words, it's easy to pick up that they're confused. Yet, Lion's still trying to roll with it. It's impressive. The best he can do to get that across is grip their hand back. Ignore the numbers. It's a comfort worth the cost. There's so much more that needs to be answered, on what kind of Piece thing and why he knows its temporary - but corners have to be cut here. And that means taking it at face value.

They promised. That means it's fine. Concept is protected. Next problem.

It's not like last time: pages don't split open across flesh and there's no sense of pain. The voice even comes out clear, no strain, but slowly turns low quality with each syllable - like trying to hear something played from old gramophones, or from behind closed doors. If anything, there is only a vague exhaustion. ]


I'm easy to summon. My Concept, a sufficient magic supply, and someone who genuinely needs me. That's all. [ Later on, after waking up again, he's probably going to get mocked for that - humans make jokes about easy captures all the time - but not the time. Lion has the memories, even if they don't want to use them, and maybe knowing how it's temporary will keep them... well. Not happy. Focused. Go with focused. And hey, in the worst case, they can just grab Battler to do it. Even if he'd rather be summoned by anyone else in the world, he's at least good at it. Beggars can't be choosers.

Even when the beggars get migraines just from considering that hypothetical reality. ]
...And an espresso. Got it?
alethiological: (Alse Young (d. 1647))

[personal profile] alethiological 2019-12-19 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ That is the single most cursed punishment he's ever heard and wasting the battery power for the disgusted expression is entirely justified. ]

...Can't have that. The coffee is no longer a request, but a demand. Need a weapon if Battler's face s'the first thing I see.

[ There will be no lectures because he'll be back before that. Something probably just happened with the relic - like how Yggdrasil had a moment of Death before fixing itself. It'll be the same here. Lion even has directions. A hope. Even if they're putting on a brave face, that's enough. It has to be. And the last dregs of the bracer are spent resting a hand on their face, squeezing their other hand with a smile hopefully as supportive as he's trying to come off. That might still be taken badly. Keep it light. Hmm.

Add a pinch. ]


See you soon.

[ And unlike what every fear of Lion's and every attempt the narrative takes to be heartless, it's not Vista Virs. Nor is it Ange's tantrum. It's just like whenever the other angels disappeared - a bright flash of white, searing like sunlight, dissolving out into firefly particles before going out. Like a particularly tall and annoying firework. This is Lion's punishment for dating a Piece.

All that's left is two sheets of paper in the snow, yellowed and frayed with age, stains and tears marring the words. Which isn't saying much, considering the handwriting is a shorthand they've seen before - and remember purely from how nigh-illegible it is. Even still, none of this is relevant. There is only one part of these papers that will inspire Lion to panic.

It's a list. ]