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<KrisKringle>

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Ho ho ho! Your Secret Santa giftee is HANDLER, imaginatively called "Handler" on the network. You know, I'm still not sure if that's a name, a title, or what.

Anyway, buy or make her a gift by December 26, or Santa will come down your chimney and box your ears.

If you need more information, contact me C/O Hawkeye Pierce at Crowe Clinic, and I'll delegate him to tell you to do your own research.