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Please hold. There appears to be a connection error between Lion's brain and Lion's mouth. ]
Maya! [ It's. Probably a good thing that they're used to accidents happening as a general concept, because there's a small first aid kit in the kitchen already. ] I just warned you that would happen.
[ ... but they don't have the heart to be properly stern, just frazzled. ]
Despite the frazzled sigh, the rest happens on autopilot; there's a brief, hesitant twitch of a hand before they remember the magic isn't there, as they go and fetch the nearest first aid kit instead. ]
[ so mean. also, it's a good thing lion got her a first aid kit because she clearly needs it. she also waves lion offf, continue to suck on her thumb. ]
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[ the narrative also tries to kill her a lot. it's a thing. ]
I kind of meant like, throw it out of your sight. Like, right this second!
[ it's impossible to tell whether or not she's joking. ]
Don't worry, Lion, I'm a pro at cooking and handling sharp objects! I--
[ she immediately nicks herself on it. comedic irony required it. ]
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Please hold. There appears to be a connection error between Lion's brain and Lion's mouth. ]
Maya! [ It's. Probably a good thing that they're used to accidents happening as a general concept, because there's a small first aid kit in the kitchen already. ] I just warned you that would happen.
[ ... but they don't have the heart to be properly stern, just frazzled. ]
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[ well, that worked out great!!! maya discards the knife (for now), and puts her finger in her mouth (very sanitary) to suck on. muffled: ]
You distracted me!
[ no it is 100% entirely her fault. ]
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[ wow harsh-
Despite the frazzled sigh, the rest happens on autopilot; there's a brief, hesitant twitch of a hand before they remember the magic isn't there, as they go and fetch the nearest first aid kit instead. ]
Hold on, there has to be bandaids here somewhere-
[ and thus the fussing begins. ]
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[ so mean. also, it's a good thing lion got her a first aid kit because she clearly needs it. she also waves lion offf, continue to suck on her thumb. ]
It's fine, it'll stop on its own...